Hi everyone! I've been quietly following Myjia's disastrous decline ever since I penned a first entry back in October 2006. Well, Wai Meng told me that no one believes my existence so I decided to just hide somewhere until Wai Meng rang me up again.
"Hi Jimmy, how're ya doing? I'm running out of words to describe Myjia's abject performances that I've decided to stop writing match reports. Besides, no one wants to read about a losing team."
"Oh f*** it Wai Meng. It's Myjia you're talking about! You guys have a solid core of players and it's probably a mental thing," I opined before Wai Meng interrupted..
"Nah! We're one-half wonders. Make that first half wonders. Godlike in the first half, doglike in the second and ..."
"STFU! Where's your faith in Myjia and the supporters?! The faith and belief!," I yelled.
"You must be playing like shit. It must be your f**king fault. You play in the middle, you can't last the game, you're f**king useless," I bantered.
"Go get yourself some weed and get some f**king energy back into your f**king game."
Wai Meng then hung up on me.
So, I sensed his dulanness and to get myself into his good books, I offered to write a column for Myjia every Sunday of the week while he go get his game back.
So, here I am.
It's matchday today and by tomorrow, I should have be writing my first article and hopefully about a Myjia win. Good luck guys!
------------------------------------------------ PS: For those who do not know me, I've been supporting Myjia for a long while. You can read my first article in the archives back in October 2006.
On a side note, what the f**k is wrong with this website? The images are f**king corrupted and it's time we should get our own domain. Myjia.com sounds perfect.
Oh. I've been reminded that some Myjia youth team players might be reading this website so I have to tone down the profanities.
Pardon my Englishness, I'd f**king tone down the next time. Oops!
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